The Slayer’s Guide to Female Gamers, softback book, by James Desborough
“And another ‘booke of humorous intente’ makes its way into the unsuspecting world without so much as a by your leave. What you hold in your hands is a terrible insight into the mind of the Female Gamer.
You cannot truly understand the alien motivations and desires of the Female Gamer, your mind is just not mapped out in the same way but this book may contain a few warnings and signs to look out for so you can avoid the dangers.
Be wary reader, that you do not gain too much understanding of the Female Gamer’s ways. If you find yourself toying with your prey, giggling girlishly and trying to use your pizza-induced man-cleavage to gain the Games Master’s favour, take a step back.
So, enjoy the book but keep it hidden.”