Paranoia Forms Pack, accessory for Paranoia
“Troubleshooters rattling through your mission with ease? Getting one over on the Briefing Officer? Simply hand them a random form from the Paranoia Forms Pack and watch them proclaim their loyalty to the Computer with delight!
Citizen! Fill out this mandatory fun form immediately. Failure to complete this form promptly may result in unspecified formal form sanctions, including reassignment to form checking, cranial deformation, or more forms.
I LOVE FORMS FOR
[ ] Accusing people of treason
[ ] Claiming backdated XP points
[ ] Reporting Coretech issues including buzzing in ears, hallucinations, a large pink umbrella, and inability to reaaduvhqq
[ ] Sector travel permits!
[ ] All of the above
[ ] None of the above. Also, I am an anarchist traitor unwilling to truncate my essential self down to a checkbox on a form, and so should be terminated with extreme prejudice.
I AGREE TO THE END USER AGREEMENT FOR THESE FORMS, WHICH I WON’T READ OR, INDEED, EVER SEE
[ ] YES”